1. You LOVE Poop, You Live for Poop! You wait for the Poop and get excited when you hear it coming. (Because no poop means grumpy baby)
2. Pee gets everywhere.
3.Spit up spit up and more spit up.
4. Your washing machine has never gotten so much love as it is now.
5. Get dressed, get spit up on, and no not the clear kind, the gunky milk kind.
6. 7 weeks old means no necklaces, no earnings, no bracelets, they already know what to grab onto. And if your dad, no chest hair.
7. Sleep what sleep? The moment they grunt, your awake, even if they are all the way at the other end of the house with daddy
8. A shower is a luxury, I wont tell you the last time I showered. And forget about blow drying your hair.
9. Vacuuming? Dusting? What is that? It can wait. You really don't have a choice on this one unless you plan on going insane.
10. Forget about a clean house.
11. You never have enough bottles.
12. Or enough formula
13. The swing, best invention for parents ever! Sanity saver.
14. How the heck do mommies really trip baby nails! Biting them? Ick I could never do that!
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